I really promise to (try to) stop picking on people’s MySpace pictures (see Duck Face
and What Real(ly Tan) Men Want
) but first
please allow me to make a very quick note regarding bathroom photography.
Yes, the bathroom is a fantastic place to take alluring photos of yourself to post on MySpace. However, there are some important things to keep in mind – first and foremost would be making sure the toilet lid is down and/or you have flushed the toilet following your last bowel movement. Believe it or not, a big old terd in the background brings the sexy factor down a notch: